Name: Zeus
Gender: Male
Age: Whatever Poseidon says, I’m ten years older than that, and don’t forget it!
Location: Mount Olympus, 600th Floor, Empire State Building, New York
Quote: You don’t argue with the Master Bolt.
About Me: Supreme Ruler of the Olympians.
Who I’d Like to Meet: Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba. Just because I think we could have deep intellectual conversations, you understand.
Interests: thunderstorms, natural disasters, air travel, women (purely as friends, of course).
Music: Wagner, John Williams, Vivaldi.
Film: Troy, 300 – they make me nostalgic for the good old days.
TV: Rome – now those Romans knew how to live!
Books: Into Thin Air.
Heroes: I admired my grandfather Ouranos. He did a good job keeping his children in line, until my father Kronos sliced him to pieces anyway.
Status: Married to Hera, and I’m totally faithful to her. Honestly. Don’t listen to all those rumors.
Hometown: Mount Aegaeon in Crete. That’s where I was born and raised. Then I moved to Mount Othrys where I disguised myself as Kronos’s cupbearer.
Favorite Drink: Nectar, the drink of the gods. Nothing else comes close.
Body Type: I’m in good shape for being over four thousand years old. I stand tall and lean, with a black beard and black hair.
Occupation: Lord of Olympus.
Education: When you know everything, who needs education?
Hera (my wife), Athena (my loving daughter), Ares (my warlike son), Leto (one of my . . . ah, women friends).
