Profile - Hermes

Name: Hermes
Gender: Male
Age: 3002
Location: Wall Street
Quote: Life is a highway, and I am the fast lane!

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About Me: I was born restless and ready to move! I stole my brother Apollo’s cattle when I was still a baby, and I haven’t slowed down since. I’m always wheeling and dealing. Communication, man. That’s what it is all about.

Who I’d Like to Meet: David Blaine (the street magician), the Rolling Stones, Tony Stewart (the NASCAR driver; I want to race that guy).

Interests: racing, thieving, making money

Music: I make my own. I’m into techno-pop and avant garde stuff. I like making my own instruments. I even created the lyre, though Apollo claimed it for his own.

Film: The Fast and The Furious; Top Gun

TV: Around the World in Eighty Days (the miniseries)

Books: I fly a lot, so I listen to audio books!

Heroes: FedEx, UPS, Lance Armstrong

Status: I’ve been known to have relationships, but right now I’m in the market.

Hometown: Kyllene, a beautiful little spot up in the mountains of Greece, where my mom Maia hid me as a baby.

Favorite Drink: Gatorade

Body Type: lean and fast like a runner. I can’t afford to get slowed down.

Occupation: God of Commerce, Travelers, Doctors, Thieves, and all who use the roads.

Education: I have a street education. What else?

Friend Space

Aesop (I taught him everything he knows), Pan (my wild son, you know), Orpheus (that kid really could play the lyre)

Friend Comments
Friend Thumbnail - Zeus
"Hermes always delivers. I trust no one else to bring my messages to earth." – Zeus
Friend Thumbnail - George
"It’s boring being wrapped around a caduceus all day! I need a vacation!" – George, one of Hermes’ snakes.
Friend Thumbnail - Martha
"George, stop complaining before Hermes turns us into a pair of snakeskin boots!" – Martha, George’s wife.

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